Recruitment Telegram

Why we need you at Laraniem

You may be thinking "tHis isN't an imPoRtanT mEssagE!" but it is. You may know us from our recent Laraniem World Cup. In order for things like this to happen again and to run smoother, we simply need more people. Take you for an example. You're a person (I think). We would really love some people (or cyborgs) to help us expand our friendly community and run our government. We have done great things before, and with a bigger region, think of all the things we could achieve! More World Cups! More Choose Your Own Adventure stories! More polls! The list goes on...

So now to end my very short and very important message, I'm going to sing you a song. It goes a little like this:

Oooooooohhh ahhhhhhhhhh

(Just pretend there's a good singing GIF here)

boots and cats and boots and cats and

come to Laraniem we really need you

and cats and boots and cats

woooaaahhh yeeaaahhhh