Laraniemian Express

The Laraniemian Express (LE) was a newspaper that was run by Vae Cloaca and Hagston from 28 November 2018 to 10 March 2019. The following is an archive of all five editions of it.

'NEWS' (LE0)
LARANIEMIAN EXPRESS

A new region founded! Laraniem is new but in the game. The founder, The Sewerage System of Vae Cloaca is attempting to pass on executive roles on to The Golden Peacelands ofHagston.

The Vae Cloacan Leader, Harghrophalt Manure claims "Hagston, run by Tim Galek, is a reliable, Eco-friendly and safe nation. I can trust Mr. Galek to run this region."

With quite the pile of papers to sign, Hagston will eventually be the leader of this great region. "This will not be without complications, but things have their time to be done, and now is the time!" said Harghrophalt Manure late this afternoon.

A Fiery Situation

"Yeh, me hows berntded up.... I mein down. Me werse just koorkin' som peeetzar den dis big humungous fire bawl bernded al'me'are ov." Said Sleip.E.Hed, the victim of the indecent. This has made every fire brigade in Laraniem wary of what might happen. Also, watch out, the bottom of this newspaper is currently on fir...

LE1
New Embassy

A new embassy has been formed between Laraniem and Tatenda. Laraniemian soon to become leader, Tim Galek, said in a speech earlier this morning, "This is a great opportunity for both regions alike. I would like to thank Tatenda and it's founding nation Waybaria, for this young regions first real embassy."

Laraniem's founding country, Vae Cloaca and soon to become leading nation, Hagston, were once both nations of the great region Tatenda.

Coming Federal Election

In a couple of weeks, Laraniemians will be heading to the polls to vote for the new government. The Human Party is the current government and experts are saying that that leadership will most likely continue.

LE2
Trouble, Trouble, Trouble

This afternoon at approximately 3:00pm, Hagston fell into trouble. Hagston made several mistakes in solving issues which led to civil rights dramatically dropping. Hagston is trying to change back the laws but it is not as easy as originally expected. Political freedom also dropped down but is still on an impressive "World Bench Mark." Leaders from all over the world (Vae Cloaca, Testland and North Essentei also claim that Hagston's mistakes were a big low. Tim Galek, the Viceroy of Hagston claims that "The Human Party, the Environmental Party and the rest of the Hagstonian Parliament are all working together to fix the problem, but only time will tell."

With all of this chaos booming around the Parliament, citizens are just hoping for the best.

Regional Animal Soon To Be Decided

Voting stations are set to close in about one day. With a Pig, Falcon and a Leopard on the line for national animal, with two votes, the Leopard is the favourite. It is so popular that it has already been placed on the regional flag of Laraniem.

LE3
LARANIEM GROWING, GROWING AND NOT YET GONE

Recently, Laraniem has doubled in size. With two new nations, Essentei and Clasta, Laraniem is bigger and better than ever before! Tim Galek, Hagston and Laraniem's leader, claimed this afternoon at 4:17pm, "This is a great opportunity for Laraniem. I believe that with more nations, more opportunities will be opened to all Laraniemians. More jobs, a bigger parliament, closer ties with other regions....the list goes on."

But this may not be it. North Essentei, Essentei's neighbouring country, still awaits the decision about making the move to Laraniem. North Essentei is currently housed in CTSN, a region standing for "communist something something." Said by North Essentei in a telegram wired to Laraniem's leading country Hagston. Fingers are crossed for more immigrations to Laraniem.

GRAMMAR VERY BADLY IN EAST-SOUTHERN RARALIEM

iN eaSt~Southern Laraneeem,, very badly grammmar is bean teeeched in som Shcoolz. minizda for Teeeching are in rOom talkings about dis probolom. Thay ar says,,, 'Dere iz a probolom in de lernin Plase cawlled so, Shcool. Needs we to it ficks. RItE NoW!' Dat person sayes that time Som argo.

HAGSTON IN THE 100 MILLIONS

Just recently, Hagston reached over 100 million citizens. Compared to other countries in Laraniem, Hagston is the 3rd largest nation. Compared to the world, Hagston just seems like a tiny little pickle. But to Hagston, 100 million citizens is a start of a new era. Hagston is a relatively new nation, but the two nations that were separated before they were united in to Hagston, have histories that reach back for hundreds of years.

LE4
SIZE GROWING

In recent months, the size of Laraniem has been growing and growing! After resting on four nations for quite some time, Laraniemian numbers are up to eight nations. The total number of passing nations has reached eleven.

With this growth, Laraniem now has a map, a Constitution and a Discord!

RM2 ASSOCIATION

Just hours ago, the RM2 Association gained the third member. New Regime of Great Cyan, ruled by Great Cyan is now part of the organization. This is thought to give a wider view on topics.