Welcome Message

This is the pre-prepared Welcome Telegram that automatically gets sent out to when you join your region. In this case, it was Laraniem. This is also the part when I say all of the wonderful things about Laraniem, and go on and on and on. If I were to brag to you about Laraniem, we'd be here all day.

Now that I have hopefully gotten your attention from that hilariousbeginning, I am pleased to say.... how on Earth did you find us? I mean, if you hadn't, I would have felt sorry for you, but you chose to come and stay here; I think I'll save all of the feeling sorry for another time.

In the unlikely event of an emergency, contact Hagston for the bragging rights to say that you have talked to me (quite an accomplishment!)

Please make don't make yourself aware of all the exits from the region, as we are desperate and need your company [INSERT_PUPPYDOG_EYES].

If we are experiencing any turbulence, have no fear, cos' we are here.*

Please, make yourself welcome and enjoy your tri....ahem.....stay!

* Terms & Conditions apply**

** Until they don't.